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HAM

December 20th, 2009

Thanksgiving 2009: the tradition continues. The meat cake tradition, that is (check out the inaugural cake here). This season, I went for a nice, big, glazed ham. Here is my recipe:

Step 1.
bake six red velvet cakes (always a crowd pleaser).

Step 2.
Stack ‘em, and stack ‘em high.

red velvet

Step 3.
Cut into the shape of a large ham. Start getting the buttercream on there.

get to work

sick

Step 4
Smooth out the ‘face’ of the skin. Insert a large marshmallow to act as the ham bone (if you think about it hard, this act is an act of ‘completing the circle’… in a really twisted reality). Add appropriate texture and white, ah, ’stuff’….

delicious ham

meat texture

meat texture

Step 5
add ‘outer’ skin texture to remaining body of ham

those little weird triangles

hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmm

Step 6.
Don’t forget the cloves!!

ham skin with cloves

Step 7.
Next, glaze the beast with melted caramel

mmmm glazed ham

ham skin

Step 8.
Finish the ham with classic maraschino cherries as a garnish

garnish

who wants some?

The ham was a real crowd pleaser. As the tradition calls for, I carved slices for all.

crowd pleaser

seconds, anyone?

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